Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.