Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..