What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.