What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

How are we?

was the capital of Wodesia

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!