What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.