Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.