Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.