Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!