What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.