What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.