You don't have to bring the flowers.
Santa Clues.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Nobody takes him for granite.
You get to meet new people everyday.
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
An oopsy daisy.
They both like to crack open a cold one
His rotten girlfriend split on him.