What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.