What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

removed

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks