Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.