Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.