Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession