Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !