Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.