What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.