What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

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She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.