What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.