Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.