Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.