Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil