What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

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World Series Jokes More World Series Jokes

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

Why is Lorde named thusly?

She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde.

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals