What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.