How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Shoebox Jokes More Shoebox Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!