How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Shoebox Jokes More Shoebox Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!