Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What does Jim Jones and Saitama have in common?

They both take out everyone with just one punch.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.