Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead