Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.