What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.