What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland