What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)