Who wins the election?

America.

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!