How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.