How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.