What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'?

Konichihuahua

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.