What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.