Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.