Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.