How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.