How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...