What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.