What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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Billy Ocean

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It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...