What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."