Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.