STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
He took his wife for granite.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
You never know when she'll Let it Go.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Paint the town red.
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
