What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede