What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede