What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.