What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.