Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*