Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*