Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."