Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Previous Random Joke Next

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.