What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.