What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.