What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.