Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.