Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.