What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.