What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Brunch Jokes More Brunch Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

Apron Jokes More Apron Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!