He was convicted of crepe.
He was charged with battery.
Because he catches all the snitches!
He had Gaul stones.
Both are French.
A Hyundai.
It doesn't need cleaning.
It would only admit one.
Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
Escargot stolen.
A crepe.
They crepe themselves D