Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.