How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews