How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.