How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs