Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store