Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.