Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.