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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
A Poltergeese!
A haunting license
For the boos.
He got crped out.
A poultrygeist
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
A poltergeest
Phantom panes.
Because they're full of spirits.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A poultry-geist.
Pizza Haunt!
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Spirits
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A Poultrygeist!
hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
The nightmayor.
A hug and a little quiche.
He was convicted of crepe.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
Zero, its already lit
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
AT & AT.
A flirtation device.
When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away
Because mites make rights, not lefts.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
