What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.