Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales !
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
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Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
4:00 For:Klock
He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Not enough minerals.
Drink it
American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
She thought it was diet coke
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
They are both controlled by little green men.
A loose Canon.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
both of them
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
