Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales !
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
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Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
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Because it couldn't control P
Everyone takes him for granite.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Whinny wants to!
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Two, two, two
Violent revolutions never change anything.
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Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Because XD
Julius Cheeser !
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
