Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales !
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
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Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
4:00 For:Klock
He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
To get to the other side.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Lead injections.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear
Marry her.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
Neighbor
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
He got kilt.
A Tomartyr
