Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.