How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.