How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.