Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What do you call a confused Asian?

Disoriental.

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.