Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

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Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white