Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.