How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.