What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.